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Today's Twitteration

  • 19:59 So much for spending an hour a day writing. Absolutely bloody knackered right now. Ah well. Sleep. Then writing. #
  • 20:01 @Trinora Belated response: yeah, I'm okay. Started rectifying mistakes and gross fuck-ups from years ago. Hence 'slow rehabilitation'. #
  • 06:47 Spent most of the evening asleep. Spent most of the weekend asleep as well. Just how bloody tired am I lately? #
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  • 07:15 My rehabilitation continues slowly. Wonder if I should join Dickheads Anonymous, though. #

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  • 23:44 Memory and hard drive took part in a messy suicide pact. Back now. #

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Today's Twitteration

  • 00:16 Something evil is hatching in my bowels. #
  • 02:30 Apparently my Frank Key books were dispatched yesterday. Another day or two until they arrive, fingers crossed. #
  • 02:34 @Trinotherone I know. I took some. I think it's the pills themselves that are hatching... #
  • 02:42 @Trinotherone The NHS may have a number of staff taking orders direct from Yuggoth, but I'll always stand by them. #
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Today's Twitteration

  • 01:21 Fucking insomnia. Got to be up and out of the house in six hours. Ah well. Time spent unable to sleep may as well be spent constructively. #
  • 01:21 Dung Eon #42 written. Like others before it, it dwells on the subject of arses. Lenny's younger brother gets rather objectified, poor sod. #
  • 01:24 In other news, took part in my first live riff yesterday. We took on the execrable American Cyborg: Steel Warrior. Not a bad start, really. #
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  • 00:01 RT @charltonbrooker Soon Griffin will be claiming he was misquoted by himself #

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Things I learned from dreams, #1

If you ever take part in a trivia quiz, don't ask Yoda to be part of your team. He's fucking useless.

According to Yoda, Charles Dickens used "paste" to cure venereal diseases in prostitutes.

Fucking Yoda.

Today's Twitteration


  • 16:04 #Dung_Eon scripts 21 through 25 written and approved by Tabi. Hrm. What next? #

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  • 17:46 Gradually getting my productivity back. #Dung_Eon scripts 11 through 20 written, sent to Tabi and approved. Onto the #Hoarfrost code now... #

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  • 17:08 Not normally a fan of poetry, but still: bit.ly/bSL6E The Hunting of the Snark read by (among others) Ken Campbell. Great stuff. #

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Today's Twitteration

  • 02:24 Time to purge some more tricks from #HOARFROST... or at least save for later books. So long, Wealthy; Auf Wiedersehen, Landed Gentry... #
  • 02:25 Also, gutted about Chas 'n' Dave splitting up. I feel horribly Gertcha-deficient. #
  • 03:51 Also, started work on the browser game for the next incarnation of my site. Browse, find items, fight other players. #
  • 03:51 Quicky preview of graphics. Behold the dreaded CARDBOARD BOX ROBOT armour. bit.ly/44CdrM #
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Today's Twitteration

  • 11:38 #HOARFROST What's the point of money in a society hurtling back towards hunter-gathering? Useful at the start of play, not so much after. #
  • 11:45 Meanwhile, watching Reality on the Rocks on YT. One could pick worse role models than Ken Campbell... #
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  • 06:07 Still working on the HTML5 version of the site. Doomed enterprise? Maybe. But it's sharpening the old XML skills... #

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  • 03:51 Hopefully by the time I've learned HTML5 properly there'll be better support for it. Yes, a bit too optimistic for me, I know... #

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Got my mojo in the repair shop (it ain't workin').

It's been suggested in an anonymous comment to an earlier post that a certain amount of vitriol is missing from my work of late. That whatever edge I had is in sore need of honing. Fair comment. Worth heeding. Especially since it's from the guy who used to edit my work in the Dark Portal Games debacle. Lots of people can get away with saying things like this to me; but especially him. Can't promise any overnight improvements, obviously, but I can start polling you lot for ways to get my head back in working order.


I'd be very grateful for any suggestions you could offer for things to watch, read or listen to. Preferably stuff that's readily available online, as I live under a rock. I'll consider almost anything; my tastes can be pretty diverse at times.

Bah.

Only two suggested phrases to include in my next bit of prose? Well, alright. I'll start writing that tomorrow. So if you have any other words or phrases you want me to use, now's the time to suggest 'em, folks…

[EDIT] Okay, three. Noticed one of the responses to one of my automated posts...

Today's Twitteration

  • 05:47 Cold, damp and windy outside. Lovely. Ideal background noise for resting. #
  • 05:52 Before I surrender consciousness: reply to bit.ly/2cKUBJ. Suggest words and phrases. Make me write for you, you bastards, you. #
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Today's Twitteration

  • 00:09 @louisebohmer Anything you think needs to be posted to daverana.com? #
  • 00:16 @louisebohmer Good idea. #
  • 01:09 @louisebohmer Thanks! Adding that to tomorrow's to-do list. #
  • 13:22 No sign of my old #Dung_Eon site in my backups. Ho hum. Shall just have to design a new one. Using Perl rather than PHP this time. #
  • 13:50 Writing game: Reply to my blog - bit.ly/2cKUBJ - suggest any word or phrase. I'll write a bit of prose including all suggestions. Go. #
  • 13:55 Wondering how I'd do a version of that game for Twitter. Get people to suggest an ASCII character each, perhaps? 3 Zs, a Q, 5 semicolons... #
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Round X.

Now the detective serial has finished at last, I think this is a decent jumping-on point for the writing game. God, I hate that term. 'The writing game'. It sounds so juvenile. Still, the rules, for those of you who don't get it yet:

  1. You reply to this thread, suggesting words, phrases, names, sentences, sentence fragments, anything of that ilk.
  2. I write a story, using every last one of those bits of text.
  3. Er…
  4. That's it.

Quick Apache question

I use XAMPP to serve local copies of my various sites. For those not in the know, XAMPP is just a package that makes installing Apache, MySQL, Perl and PHP a little less painful.

Lately I've started trying to put my Perl knowledge to use by writing CGI scripts. Now, for my local copies, the server insists that the shebang line contain a literal reference to the location of an instance of Perl. Since I'm running XAMPP on Windows XP, that means the shebang is #!"C:\xampp\perl\bin\perl.exe" rather than the #!/usr/bin/perl with which we might be more familiar.

So far so good, but it means that whenever I want to upload said scripts to, say, a Linux server, I'll have to change the shebang line each time. I can see that becoming a pain in the arse.

So, does anyone know if it's possible to configure my instance of Apache to just read #!/usr/bin/perl as an alias for #!"C:\xampp\perl\bin\perl.exe"?

Edit: I tried using the ScriptInterpreterSource directive. However, I must have done something wrong with that. I associated .cgi and .pl files with XAMPP's instance of perl.exe. When I tried to load a CGI script, it didn't recognise the *nix shebang line, and on top of that it opened the script in the text editor too. Obviously I didn't know what I was doing, so I took the directive out. Back to square one.